A Beer's Much Better Than A Woman

Bob and Tom

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(Note: this is not sung by Rodney Carrington)
Intro - D | Bm | G | D

  D                          Bm          G                D
A beer is much better than a woman, I'll tell you why I'm right
                    Bm            G                 D
A beer will not get mad if I stay out and drink all night
  G                 D       A              D
A beer will go down easy, a beer is always wet
G           D                 A                D
Do I want a wife? No thanks! Another beer? You bet!

A beer won't fake a headache, a beer won't tell me "stop"
A beer will not get angry when I take off it's top
A beer won't call me selfish, a beer will understand
If one night I prefer to have it the can

          G               D
I love my beer, let it be said
        A                                D
I guarantee if you pour it right, you'll always get good head
          G                 D
I love my beer, there is no doubt 
             A                  D
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

A beer is much better than a woman, now this is understood
You don't have to wash a beer to make it taste real good
A beer won't get premenstrual, each month of the year
And I won't pay alimony if I decide to dump my beer

I still drink beer, I'll never quit
When a beer is getting pissed, it'll never throw a fit
Is that beer cold? Hell, I don't mind
A frigid beer is the best kind
I love my beer, let it be said
I guarantee if you pour it right, you'll always get good head
I love my beer, there is no doubt 
If beer goes flat, just toss it out
If beer goes flat, just toss it out

Now give me another beer baby and shut up!